The sky is falling! Not really. That's just an enormous flock of flamingoes headed your way! When this sort of situation comes around, there's only one thing that a smart person can do -- buy flamingo insurance, of course. Who sells flamingo insurance? Your local youth group, of course!

Some people are courageous. It's a noble trait! That's why the Flamingo Removal Team (FRT) was created. If you're wary of spending money on insurance, the FRT is on your side. Should a flamingo infestation occur in your front yard, back yard, or patio area, you can call the flamingo removal team and they will come promptly to remove the infestation from the premises. Employees of the FRT are trained professionals; please, do not try to removal flamingoes on your own! They can be dangerous!