Youth Ski Trip January 1st-4th

     
       Goon Ruins Snack Supper
STATESBORO- (AP) Each week at 5:15 on Sunday, as most of you know, the youth group hold its weekly snack supper. However, unconfirmed reports say that one snack supper was ended prematurely when an alleged "goon" walked in and ate all of the food. One local account describes "a beast-like person"
who ravenously ate all the food he could get until it was all gone. Measures have been taken to prevent another disaster such as this from ever occurring again.

Contact Stephanie:
Church: 681-3213
Home: 872-5076
E-mail: step_mc@hotmail.com 

        
  Negligent Webmaster Caught
STATESBORO- (AP) After and extensive absents and massive manhunt for the long time runaway webmaster of the Pittman Park Youth Webpage, the webmaster Robert (Bob) Mikell was apprehended by a civilian named Kirk Hagan.  Kirk recognized Mikell at a GSU football game and quickly contacted the proper authorities. Mikell was charged with negligent updating of the Pittman Park Youth Webpage. While Mikell argued that he could not access the website server he was found guilty and sentenced to updating the webpage once again. 

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