Michael's Top 10 Ways To Treat A Lady
1) Don't Beat Her
2) Give Her Chocolate On Valentines Day
3) Hold The Door (Open)
4) Don't Cheat On Her
5) Don't Call Her Fat
6) Lie & Say She Is Younger Then She Looks
7) Listen To Her Stupid Ideas
8) Don't Ask Her Age & Weight
9) Pay For Her Meals
10) Don't Say Her Sister Is Hot